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	DK3.com is not just a webhosting company, we are proud to be an online "Lame Service Provider". This means that we provide our customers with laggy services, spammed with porn adverts and all for the benefiot of out leader Burt Makurt.

	DK3.com upgrades thier server to 64MB RAM wow!!! In another news: We reviced out paycheque from the popup advertisers today, a total of $3569 from Scapeboard.com in only one month.

EasyWeb (Beta) This tool allows you, the webmaster, to deliver basic pages using out lame generator.		Portal Web Portal System, storytelling software, running a fubared verion of phpNuke. If you use it you are a pleb

Form Processing This is the fastest way to spam your friends. We dont care what you use it for cus it mean we get ure email to spam too :D		Discussion board Buggy discussion board program based on phpBB. Features include: lagging, porn spam and database crashes!

Domain Registration Registering URLs through DK3.com is slow and tedious it also means that its in our name so if you decide to leave us your screwed!		Statistic Module High-end statistical tool for web sites monitoring. If it actually worked it would be an invaluable resource for all budding webmasters

Banner Exchange Doesnt actualy work its just an excuse to display even more ads on your site.		Chat Service Do you want a decent chat room for ure site? Well go elsewhere

DK3 Subdomain Replace your long difficult URL with a short one. It could be yourname.dk3.com! Free popups included		Dynamic Redirection Service Allows you to run a webserver from your own computer all we need is your soul and first born.

Guestbook A guestbook makes it easier for us to collect email addresses to sell to spammers		Website Hosting We can help you get YOUR site on the net. All we ask is exclusive rights to any profits you make.

IP-C Geotargeting Dunno what this actually does but as no1 has signed up for it we dont care that it doesnt work.		Mailing List Great for newsletters, great for clients, great for us to send spam to your users

Dating Service Are you a sad loner? Meet other equally lame ppl with this exclusivly crap dating service

Humanux.com works with a third party advertising company that means we get the maximum amount of profite and still give you a shitty service. Why? cus we have ure database and wont let you have it. na na na na :P

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